Graptolite

Well, what else are you going to do with a boring white background? If you want to battle against the mind numbing insipidness that is eternal white space, I highly recommend getting yourself into some impossible knot of a pose and then attempting to untangle yourself. The advanced level involves doing this whilst wearing a ~MattBylett ensemble. Hours of fun. Think of yourself as a human Rubik's cube, tangled bondage rope, or if you're hungry, a pretzel. Just don't go eating yourself m'kay. That's cheating.

and Matt Bylett [link] don't torment themselves with such low entertainment because they actually like plain white backgrounds.