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:iconmeluxine:
So the cat was okay, I just got a big broom and prodded it. Yes it really was that obvious. People think they need comicbook heroes for everything they can't be bothered doing themselves :roll:

Next 'drama' is that fucking vague looking spacecraft anal probe looking thing that's been following me around with that weird metallic puppy dog face for weeks. I've told it several times, I DON'T. FUCK. INANIMATES.

I

DON'T

FUCK

INANIMATES

This thing can travel between galaxies, speak the language of every civilisation in the Universe and will beat you at Sudoku within 0.5 of a millisecond, and yet it can't fucking understand the meaning of NO, TITANIUM PROBES ARE NOT A TURN ON, ACTUALLY! Go fuck a Volvo, that'll kill your electrotransmitted libido!

It's amazing how people/objects think that comicbook heroes will do pretty much everything. Much like GWC with nude models *budum fucking ching*

:iconmastertouch: thinks I say fuck too much.

~MattBylett likes to make latex that attracts pervert spacecraft [link] [link]
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~MagnificoDiablico Mar 29, 2012
Are you about to teach it the words to a Devo song?

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*tmz99 Mar 21, 2011   Photographer
Sweet image.. :D smoke machine was used or post processed?
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*kyletowns Feb 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is brilliant :) :+fav:

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*bibbles Jun 29, 2009
Your amazing work has been featured in my Women in Art - Digital (Photomanipulation - Sci-Fi) article [link] :heart:

Love your work!!!!!! :iconfloatingheartplz:

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~DashMcCool Jun 4, 2009
Physically, you won the genetic lottery. Grats on that happy accident. But to also be funny and smart? *That* is an unfair advantage over mere mortals.

Pretty girls are nice, but witty girls are a whole slice.

You need to write journals, or at least post a link to a blog (if you have one) because I'd read that all up, yes I would.
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~headquarter84 Jun 4, 2009  Professional General Artist
Ummm... I guess we'll have to try and... re-define "Perfection"... starting HERE! :worship::worship::worship::worship: :+favlove:

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~Meluxine Jun 5, 2009
*grabs pen and marks the spot where perfection is redefined* ;)

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~goldfusion007 May 20, 2009
Everything about this kicks ass.
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~LucasCAPS May 19, 2009   Writer
whip = fun

despite the corpse silhouette

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*Bushi357 May 17, 2009
Fucking Mee-Yooww Baby!!
:D

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