Artist's Comments
The "Maybe He's Allergic To Chocolate and Roses" Excuse
Dear Meluxine, I've been going out with my boyfriend for 3 days now and we're soooooooo in looooooove. He hasn't actually said it yet, but I just KNOW he loves me because no other guy has come any closer than 10m from me and he has stood right next to me! He's even mentioned the words 'marriage' and 'kids' in random conversation so I KNOW he's 'the one' *swoon* He doesn't even need to call me because we have this amazing telepathic communication thingy going on. The only problem is his gift to me for Valentine's Day. I opened the door expecting roses and a teddybear but instead there was this wooden box sitting there. When I opened it, this half naked terrorist sprung out and destroyed my apartment with her machine gun! Do you think this is just a guy thing or could he have an allergy to roses or something? Was the terrorist destroying my apartment a hint to move in with him? Dumbass Psychobitch Dear Dumbass Psychobitch, He's just not that into you. He's with me now. So is your cat. Sorry about your apartment, when I start I just can't stop y'know.  HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY kiss kiss bang bang  Bullshit blurb by me, everything else by  |
|
Community News9304 The Road to 100 Million Deviations!$Heidi
 reports, 1d 11h agoDeviantART is counting down to its 100 millionth deviation! Join in on the fun and take a look back at some of the most noteworthy deviations we've seen along the way. The deviant who uploads the 100 millionth deviation could win a special prize, too. Hurry, we're going to hit the 100 million mark soon! 2790 Darksiders: Your Last Days Contest$chix0r
 reports, 5h 58m agoDarksiders: Your Last Days Contest - Create a piece of artwork in any visual medium depicting a creative and personal interpretation of the last days of Earth during an ‘apocalypse’ and earn a chance to win amazing prizes! 123 150+ beautiful retro photos vol.17*danka-ns
 reports, 1d 23h agoA bit of summer to warm you up in these cold days  |
PollWhat is your favorite holiday tradition? |
deviantART Loves You
Deviously serving the art and skin community for 3,431 days.
Only 221 days until our tenth birthday!
|
Deviousness
^Ikue has been a devious member of our community for almost 7 years and in this time he has proven to be nothing short of dedicated and devoted. Whilst volunteering his time over the last 22 months as a Gallery Moderator within the Community Relations Team, Chris has brought the Vector gallery and many vector artists directly into the spotlight. ^Ikue's commitment to the community is evident in everything he touches and you can always find him reaching out to others with an encouraging word. Chris is a natural leader with a vibrant and empathic personality, and is a role model for deviants everywhere. It's ev... Read More
|
Report a Policy Violation
Follow us on Twitter
Become a fan on Facebook
Comments
--
"The artist must bow to the monster of his own imagination" ~ Richard Wright
--
Sex, Chaos, Inspiration...
x-muse.net
--
I'd rather die than become anything like everybody. I hope I die before I ever start to feel, start to feel ordinary.
--
- insanely addicted -
---
Cheers
Andrew
I've been quiet for a while cos I have just moved into the beautiful english countryside - in a 400 year old cottage! It struggled to be broadbanded but I got there in the end!
Missed you for sure x
PS my cottage is called Rose Cottage and in a month or so (spring here) it will be covered in fuckin roses!! I am hoping for a mixture black and white roses but I expect they'll be pink : (
--
Music is more than just listening to it. People use the music for them protection at times.
Burning Spear
--
still taking pictures [link]
Aw, shit.............
*grabs phone*
Hi, Laden-homie? How you doin' mate?............. Hahaha.......... yeah, I didn't think you'd like those curtains in the cave, but thought it'd be a nice touch, y'know? ha....... Yeah.......... Anyway, well, y'know that gift I asked you to sort? Yeah. Well, change of plan. I'm going to just get her a horse riding lesson. Yeah. Yeah, no, I understand, but, y'know, shit happens, someone makes a joke about it being a bad idea, and you start doubting....... Yeah. No, we'll definitely hang soon. Yeah. Mmhmmm. Yup. Yeah. *looks at fingernails* Yeah. Yeah, I know. Look, I gotta go, speak soon. Yeah. Bubye.
*hangs up*
............ More like Bin Loser.......
--
It's always darkest before dawn.
"What the Hell's a Babbitman?"
"It's Batman crossed by a hobbit."
--
I place no reliance on virgin or pigeon
My method is science my aim is religion
Previous Page1234Next Page